Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Dirty Jokes Short Dirty Jokes Funny Dirty Jokes Dirty Blonde Jokes
Short Dirty Jokes
Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Funny Dirty Jokes
A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.
"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.
"magic apples", the old man replied.
"Prove it", said the young man.
"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.
"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.
The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.
The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.
The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.
The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.
"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.
The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.
He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit".
The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."
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Dirty Blonde Jokes
Q .. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A .. The noise gave her a headache.
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.
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Friday, January 30, 2009
Funny Jokes
Welcome to my Jokes Special. This post is all about funny jokes and different types of funny jokes like funny dirty jokes, short funny jokes and some other funny jokes.
Funny Joke about Fart
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down… and that’s when you realize… you have been listening to your ipod.
Short Funny Jokes
Two cows are standing around one day when one cow says to the other, “So what do you think about this mad cow disease?” The other replies, “What the hell do I care, I’m a goddamn hellicopter!”
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people — Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.
Funny Clean Jokes
Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy
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Funny Dirty Jokes
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
Really Funny Jokes
Did you hear about the gay magician?
He vanished with a poof.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Jokes Funny Jokes Dirty Jokes Short Oneline Jokes
Jokes Special is the place to find Jokes of all types like Dirty Jokes, Adult Jokes, Funny Jokes and Short Jokes.
I am the butt of lots of blonde jokes and even some funny and adult jokes too! So I've put together some short jokes and one line jokes. There are some really great Jokes available on the Internet today. Some people make use of collecting Joke of the day. It is really good practice to collect Joke of every particular day. Jokes really make us very happy those may be short jokes, blonde jokes or dirty jokes.
Q. What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
A. Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.
A. Because the grass tickles their balls!
Funny Travel Joke
Adult Jokes One line Jokes
- Why farmers have it bigger than the guys from city?
- ???
- Because they haven't had toys!
Blonde Jokes
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.